Tuesday, May 08, 2007

A Girl, A Guy And A Lubricant!!!

So I heard this story over the weekend which got me cracking up. A friend of mine told me a story which her friend told her.
Anyways, her friend wanted to get adventurous with her man and bought some kind of lubricant from Tescos (WTF???? Of all places?) Anyways, on the pack it said that the lubricant should be rubbed on the guy and it stimulates the man more during sex……or something along those lines.
Anyways, so she shows the guy the lubricant and he asks her what it’s for. He not probably being very adventurous wasn’t too down for it but she persuaded him and told him to lie down while she rubbed it on him.
So she rubs it on him and sits beside him and waits for it to get into action. So they sit there for a while and the guy asks her what they were waiting for and when the thing was supposed to kick in. Well after a while, when nothing happened the guy told her to never bring the lubricant back.
She not being very experienced……or knowledgeable, didn’t know that the lubricant was supposed to be used during sex and she wasn’t supposed to wait there like a stop sign for things to happen.

I'm not sure what she was expecting......maybe for the guy to have a self-orgasm or something.....

Anyways, hope you had a great bank holiday weekend!!!

xxx

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahahahaha......i didnt even know they sold such stuff at tesco....
lol......

NKEM said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOL..LOL..LOL
OH MY DAYS..THEY HAVE STUFF LIKE THAT AT TESCO??I THOT IT WAS AT BOOTS THEY HAD STUFF LIKE THAT(MY FRIEND MENTIONED..*WINK*WINK*)I SWEAR THE GUY AND THE BABE ARE NIGERIANS..LOL..
SO THEY WERE BOTH WAITING??HAHAHAHA
FUNNY POST ...

NKEM said...

I SHUD TRY THAT LUBRICANT THING COS I HEARD ITS QUITE MAD...LOL..

NKEM said...

U DIDNT NEED 2 KNOW THAT INNIT??
LOL...
PHEW..
GLAD ITS OFF MY SHEST!!LOL

chicala said...

seriously i cant believe its sold at tescos of all places, pretty unusual!
funy though, how they waited expecting some sort of miracle action , lol. funy post.

The Last King Of Scotland said...

someone should recommend a 'practical guide to basic sex' book. meanwhile tesco will sell anything from credit card to car insurance to....lubricants for cars and humans(wink wink)

Pink-satin said...

lol....tew funny

ExcitedJade said...

Stop it oh... do htey really sell that at tesco? anyway, ikuku hear say na coffin dem go start to sell in stores soon.

jaded, is gemini ur star sign? there's something about u.

jadedjune said...

@nkem...go and read your book. are you old enough to be reading such stuff?

@ chicala....yes apparently tescos no wan gree....

@ The Last King Of Scotland....do u want to recommend one? do you need an apprentice? ;-)*wink wink**

@ pink-satin.....yes..."tew funny" ;-)

@ excited jade..yes im a gemini ;-)why?

ExcitedJade said...

nothing really oh my dear, i just kinda see me in u... as in jade, june...the way u blog sef, funny...anyway, thats my star sign too
henhen,u left a comment that i didnt enable email addy? u need my email ni, talk true now.. laff

jadedjune said...

@ Excited Jade.....nooo.....calm down dear....purely platonic reasons....

Mr.Fineboy said...

LOL, ah ah! That must have been a hilarious sight....why didn't they just read the instructions? Too funny!

traceychiwuzie said...

nothing happened cos it was tesco brand!! question - did this happen recently? how old are the people involved? its a bit shocking that people are that naive in this day and age...nkem, i hope you know where stuff like that is sold, if you dont id be worried!or are we trying to code june??? try kY warming liquid. nice... mr. fine boy, the instructions probably said apply to the kini which they did, instructions wont actually tell you how to do the do's.

Cheetarah said...

lol!o my days,lol!lol!lol!

internationalhome said...

PMSL!!

shweta amitabh singh said...

This is one crazy story.

Calabar Gal said...

Lubricants at Tesco hmmn? Thats a new one. Never seen any there yet.... Lol!!

oyinbo said...

ha! ha!! hilarious!!!
self-orgasm!!! that was a cracker... tesco like duh...

kokolette said...

lawl lawl...according to NFB!
that was too funny!
aya
...actually kina dumb too, shey she couldn't read ni?

Anonymous said...

LOL! now that was funny. i can imagine two ppl sitting naked and staring into space waiting for the miracle orgasm. how daft.