Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Guest blog.....

TMM Syndrome

Too many rich people are focking up majorly lately, unless you live under a rock in the Gobi desert or something, I’m sure you’ve heard of Linday Lohan’s recent run in with the law. Yes, that dummy was arrested for alleged DUI (alleged ndi nmuo) after she decided to chase someone in a parking lot; and when they booked her, what did they find in her pockets but cocaine. Which kain anuofia be dis ehn? If her parent’s were decent people, I’m sure they would be asking God why they gave them ogbanje instead of human being for a child. Can you imagine the media is insinuating that her Dad’s incarceration for the same offense might be an advantage to her, that she’s genetically predisposed towards alcoholism. Ehn na so? The media apparently has nothing else to report on (hello!!! War in Iraq, genocide in Sudan) so we’ve been bombarded with this LiLo shiat. They want to list the numerous problems the girl has and excuse her for her irresponsible behavior and dangerous action. As far as I’m concerned, the girl has only one problem (aside from needing deliverance MFM style - by fire, by force) she simply has too much money. Yes she is suffering from TMM Syndrome, she has too much money she doesn’t know what to do with it or herself. She simply doesn’t suffer enough, that’s why she’s bringing suffering upon herself in this manner.

She’s not the only one suffering from TMM, I think we all remember Paris Hilton’s recent stint in tushed up Kirikiri. Let’s not forget her now pregnant sidekick, Nicole Richie being arrested for the same DUI thing. This DUI thing na spirit? I mean this chicks know they ate like one celery stick 4 days ago and can’t hold their liquor, why not just hop in a cab, or get a driver? Na by force to drive?

Let it not seem like I’m saying only white (and light skinned enough and believes she’s white) girls in the Hollywood circuit are the only ones suffering from TMM; because they’re not o. TMM Syndrome only doesn’t see race, gender, creed or religion, all it sees is money. Because they’re black men like Michael Vick of Atlanta Falcons who are exhibiting symptoms of the same disease. I mean Mike Vick is arguably the best NFL player in a long time, one of the few black quarterbacks currently in the league (or ever for that matter) and the dude gets caught up in a dog fighting mess. What in the demonic possessed shit is that? Electrocuting animals, starving them, beating them to make them fight each other? I feel sorry for the women that have to screw him sha, because if he gets some sort of entertainment from doing that to animals, I can only imagine the sadistic shit that gets him off. But that’s by the way, because the root of his problem is TMM syndrome. The bobo get too much money, he no dey hustle for garri anymore that’s why he’s focking up like this. R. Kelly is a classic example of TMM, that’s why he pisses on little girls. Tufiakwa! Even in Nigeria, we clearly have people suffering from TMM that’s why you hear all this roundabout gist from time to time. Instead of these people to share, ha ne zuzuali. Hissssssssssssssssssss!

32 comments:

Toni Payne said...

I beg how can I be down with TMM so I can show them how its done. The money she used for bail could have been spent properly relaxing on sandy beaches..

Naijadude said...

hahahah TMM syndrome, na wah ooh.. abegi no dey excuse their rubbish behaviour, at the last count, Donald Trump get pikin, Warren Buffet get pikin, d Clintons get pikin wey dey survive and achieve on her own. Dem just curse those girls ni jare..
For instance, Nicole Richie is apparently suffering from that TMM as well, but Lionel Richie born 6 pikin of hin own, Nicole na adopted kid, where are the rest? dem dey achieve on their own, Those girls, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan dem be nothing but mumu girls...idiotic girls!

Jaja said...

Lol... such venom naijadude

I cant abide all that celibrity rubbish....
nice one any way.. and thanx for the Il divo....

uknaija said...

TMM- that's a good one.

classybabe said...

These people are just acting spoilt,i don't think it's TMM syndrome.

Mr.Fineboy said...

LOL..TMM. More like mugu syndrome. I have to go with naijadude on this one...

nkem said...

LMFAO!!!
I swear sis,
its like u knew wot i was thinking abt those Stupid gyels!!'morrasuckas' as 'blackjesus' wud say!!!
Anyways na only God fit helep them!!*double hissing*....

nkem said...

'ha ne zuzali'...LMFAO..LOLZZZZ-
I just got that...
That is so wot u learnt from ur mother..hahahaha...Oh my days!!!'brap brap'!!lol..ive lost it!!!

IJEOMA said...

Great post....i think more attention should be focused on the whys of thier behaviour.. the grass is always greener on the side sha.. i for one.. feel extremely empathetic towards lindsay..

TaureanMinx said...

These kids have a tough time oh! Its not easy having TMM syndrome jo but I promise not to let the side effects get me if i develop the syndrome.

...toyintomato said...

..ehhh, pls i am applying, i want to have this Tmm syndrome, how is in that it hasn't caught any naija person yet.hmnnn

mirage said...

nice post i agree with naijadude so much venom have you come across a tmm infested person before?lol

Confessions of a moody crab said...

Lol...nice one. Zuzuali just got me cracking up big time!!!!

chicala said...

lol, TMM syndrome, new one. I feel u jare. But like toni payne said, i'l rather spend it relaxing on sandy beaches o my dear, not on drinking and nonsensical things, tufiakwa!

Cheetarah said...

lol,TMM good one,Jaded don become social critic:)
Did you see Nicole and Paris blacking up?

Vickii said...

I love this Ne-yo song on your playlist!

I just find Lindsay Lohan laughable, all of this happened a matter of days after she came out of rehab for the second time ... I just think these people had way too much money and parents that didn't have time to instill any values in them.

Lol, I used to joke when I was younger that even if my father owned half of Africa, guaranteed I'd still be getting less pocket money than my friends and I'd still get the 'do you think money grows on trees?' speech everytime I asked for something!

SET said...

YEAH WELL PUT, TOO MUCH DAMN MONEY. BUT I AM GLAD THAT THEY ARE GETTING THE BASHING IN PUBLIC. AND BRITNEY SPEARS NEED CONFINEMENT TO REFLECT ON HER LIFE AND THE LIVES OF HER KIDS. SHE IS A MESS.

oyinbo said...

TMM!! LOL!!
GBA O!!!
wont we all have a little TMM if we had the bread? but like Toni said we would bring tha BLING to TMM and show em how its done 'black' style

Waffarian said...

Honestly! my sister, na true talk be that! ah ah, meself, i dey wonder, if person get dat kain money, the cocain self, i for dey hire person to carry am for me! hisssssssssss

Anonymous said...

lol @ waffy.

On Lilo...imagine that since you were 6 or 8 , you had a job. You were home/studio schooled (not much interaction with normal kids so you can make your mistakes in private and learn)and then you turn 18 and you have access to your money. Your dad was/is an alchoholic and occassionally hits your mom. Your mom too is looking for a boyfriend and parties with you.

Nicole: You get adopted after your birthfather really does not care where you sleep at night, not to talk of your birthmother. Your adopted parents have marital problems and are too caught up to know where you sleep/party at night 'cos they are not speaking to each other.

Paris: You have no excuse, your mother was an actress but your father is normal, that is if being raised rich is normal. You are surrounded by enablers,even your parents. While it is an honour to be connected to showbiz in your family, the money is no longer "new" money so you do not have an excuse for running around like someone who just discovered money.
Britney: You have been working since you were conceived, lol, while your family is to blame, they have tried to make sure that you are grounded, but I guess you decided that you were a big girl with money and decided to fly the coop. See, even money does not buy common sense.

All these girls do not have a lot of people who tell them the truth and are surrounded by "yes" people, so the yes people have to pay their rent abi?
The more notoriety they have, the more they will get people interested in them , but i think the public is sick to death of them so I forsee them crashing and burning. Who remembers the "it" girls of the eighties,or the child stars of the ninties who either could not handle "stardom" or had enablers, who held their drugs for them.

Yes, some of these girl have issues but don't we all, that is the advantage of having money, you pay a shrink and leave the rest to God and someone who will tell it like it is.
When other parents are showing their kids, not telling them, how to work hard and showing them values, these girls' parents were telling them which camera to look at, pose and always have a camera ready smile. Except Nicole, when you get money pass your mama and papa, shebi na you go take meat eat from soup before your papa.
The values they have been instilled with is , You are dead if you do not "work" and have no money.
If you court the media when things are going great for you, don't cry when they are there to catalogue your bottom moments.
These excesses are a by-product of a capitalist society.

Anonymous said...

If you want to do drugs and drink, do it at home, do not bring you **** out on the road is all I ask.

laspapi said...

TMM,
spoilt kids blaming their excesses on everything else but themselves...

kokolette said...

lol...TMM syndrome...that's classic!
And i looovvveee the song playing on your page now...was my best for a long while, still one of my favorite, brings tears to my eyes (it was the sound track of "Ghost", i think)
Thanks for stopping by my blog!
Hope to see more of you!

kokolette said...

lol...
upon listening to the song more intently, i realised it was a different song...pls forgive!
lol...but its still a good song sha...whatever thier saying!

uknaija said...

Still not updated?

cinnamonqueen said...

We want update, Jaded! This TMM suffering idiots should send their money to me o!

mack said...

luv yer blog.

Rayo said...

lmao!!

confused naija girl said...

you havent updated in a while!
is there such a thing pleas i need to catch TMM syndrome oh!

Anonymous said...

Girl, I cannot read your blog. The damn music player is blocking my view!!!

Ide.

Bitchy said...

Jaded June! It's been ages! Where ARE you?

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